You’ve gained so much weight since I saw you last!

Howcome your complexion has gone a shade darker?

Your butt has become prominent.

Face pe kitne daane ho gayein hain.

Why isn’t your collarbone visible anymore? It used to look so good.

Why are you living alone?

Khaana bhi khud hi pakaati ho?

Bore nahi ho jaati?

Aren’t you leading a meaningless life? What’s all the money and career worth, if you are not with family?

When are you returning here for good?

Shaadi kab kar rahi ho?

Koi mil gaya hai kya?

When are you introducing him to the family?

Let me know if you need any help with pataoing the parents.

Why don’t you look for a job in/around Delhi, again?

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Welcome home, Neha.

 

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